Dear Diarrhea: An exerpt from the desk of Sam Pool

10/21:

Dear Diarrhea,

Have you ever stopped to notice that my last name could be "Poo"if you removed the L? Isn't that funny?

Sincerely,

Sam Poo

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10/22:

Dear Diarrhea,

Here is a log of today's happenings:


12:45: That one stunk. Smelled like poop.

12:46: That one was loud. Sounded like an elephant.

12:47: Gross, That one smelled like eggs.

12:48: That one smelled like dog food.

12:50: Oh man, I need to poop.


Sincerely,

Sam Poo
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10/23:

Dear Diarrhea,

I ate a lot of pickled eggs today. Then I farted. Oh man that stunk. Smelled like poop.

Sincerely,

Sam Poo