I rilly like u

At the risk of being snickered at, I confess that I participate in online dating. Meh, so what? I kind of like dating people that I normally wouldn't meet, however strange it can be or weird they can get. I am on okcupid and have met a few people from off of there..some of whom can read this! But I kept hearing about this other site called plentyoffish.com, so i took my chances and whored myself out over there in attempts to maybe get laid some time this year. I am pretty sure plentyoffish.com should really be called plentyofilliterateidiots.com. I have received several messages since signing up, you be the judge:

From: Kinslow
Subject: Hi
"U seem rily fun hav u bin to the Shang hi
tunles in P town great the bar is good to
hope to hear from u"


From: Patches15
Subject: Hello Doll
" You may not be a Doctor still bet you can
check me our."


From: IrishOnMonday
Subject: Hi I really liked your profile
"hi im josh, just wanted to say hi. Your profile makes u sound like
a really cool chick, lol. which games do u like to play?

im from tennessee and moved here about 6 yrs ago. I am part irish
and love the color green lol."

(oh you likes the color green? sooo funniez! LOL!!)

From: DichotomousDuck
Subject: Spontaneous?
"Alicia,

Tonight is Friday and it would be
great to have dinner with an
intelligent women.

Dan"


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There are more but they are all very similar. Just whet the hell is going on? I can't have sex with these people!!! At least it has entertainment value. :p